One day I looked out the window and the postman was a tiny, blue hippo dressed up as a ballerina. It was quite a queer sight. I went out and picked up the mail. There was a pink invitation inviting me to a party. When I got there, I saw a pedestal with a giant, beastly eyeball. It swiveled to look at me, a bang made it look away. I dived for cover behind a pillar. I made sure I was completely hidden behind it. Unexpectedly, the pillar disappeared. Somehow, I was flying toward the eye. I was now the eye. Oh no, oh no!